why didn't you poke me back
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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