At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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