Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Success! We fucked roommates!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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