hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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