Non-Jews are for practice
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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