I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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