You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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