I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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