So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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