you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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