That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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