My pussy is not your playground.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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