Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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