yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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