Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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