Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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