Pappa wants mamma naked
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
its liver damage thursday
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