Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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