She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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