thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
