I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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