quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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