Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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