Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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