This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
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i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
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My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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