I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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