i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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