I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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