And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
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she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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