Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
