I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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