dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
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Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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