have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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