she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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