before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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