Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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