ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
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