I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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