i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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