Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
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Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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