i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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