it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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