Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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