Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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