she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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