belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
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