dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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