Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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