You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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