my soul wont recognize me after tonight
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
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i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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