What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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