This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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