Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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