He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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